saturday night.
stan and i doubled-dated with nina and ranny at coffee bean and decided to go to vudu for a bit. 2 hours and 3 vodkas later, we're about ready to go back to his place for a little "special alone time." it's 4:30 AM as we creep into his house checking all the nooks and crannies for anybody awake at this ungodly hour. just as we think everyone is asleep, his MOM peeks out of the hallway door that's next to his room and i totally freeze in horror. and for what seems like an eternity, i'm glued to the stairs wishing the steps would swallow me up or i'd chameleon into the wall or something. stan and her exchange words and she turns back to her room. i instinctively run to the basement wide eyed and sober.
did she see me? maybe she didn't. maybe she did! what the hell could i possibly say that would validate me being in their house tiptoeing shoes in hand at the crack of dawn?
monday night.
after having lost sleep over it, i finally have dinner with his parents. nothing out of the ordinary happens. they're both chatty and pleasant. i can finally breathe a sigh of relief.
PHEW!
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